Psych Ward Haiku

These are some really

Depressing haiku that I

Wrote in a psych ward 

Empties strewn about

I feel like ending it all

Would a shower help?

Sit with your feelings

I should be healed already

I’m sitting all day

Morning not yet good

Fortune’s reverse required

Need hollow sweet disc

So we’re feeling down?

Killing myself, more than down

Well if you say so

Pushed e’erywhere he goes

Courtesans trail behind him

Wheelchair highroller

Black and red and white

These are the colors of fun

Or so it would seem

When do I get pills?

What seems to be the problem?

What do you mean the?

Mix the checker’s board

With three incomplete chess sets

Timer speeds up fun

I might be crazy

But my IQ is really

What’s truly insane

Whirr, inflate, hiss, beep

Seems hard to measure your heart

Story of my life

We are here to help

Here’s mixed veggies and chicken

I can not be helped

There’s nothing to save

Me from yall and there’s nothing

To save yall from me

How can I help you?

Just stop calling me brother

So I should be mean?

Plan next argument

Scheme anti-countermeasures

Back to normal, huh?

Flimsy prop-knife pen

Impossible tool of death

Write some killer poems