"I" is for Intercontinental

“I” is for Intercontinental Ballistic Missile and

I can’t help but wonder where am

I being sent and why can’t

I pack any vacation clothes for this journey? Am

I strictly on a work retreat or will

I be able to invoice all this fuel?

I am starting worry that

I will have to eat that cost upon arrival, speaking of which, can

I expect anyone to say hello

I see you

ICBM? When

I land and exactly how will

I take off again? Will

I even get to come back? Why can’t

I get an answer?

I don’t like how serious everyone looks

“I” is now for “Interested in knowing what’s going on”

“C” is now for “Care to tell me what’s going on?”

“B” is now for “Before I go”

“M” is now for “Maybe tell me what’s going on”